5
men you should avoid dating
The
mummys boy
This guy probably lives with his mother
if not, close enough for her to pop in for
tea (most nights). She will have helped
him pick out his decor and there will be
photos of her all over his apartment. He
goes for sunday dinner and has several cartons
of homemade meals in the refridgerator.
Why
you should stay away: You will never live
up to his mother and although he will love
and cherish you forever he will take hi
mothers side every time.
How to get rid of him: Tell him you don`t
like his mother.
The body builder
This guy will have photos of himself on
every available space, his own home gym
(even though he has a life time membership
at the swanky one in town). He has all the
latest gadgets and home entertainment.
Why
you should stay away: You will never see
him as he is always down the gym, he will
spend more time in the bathroom then you.
He collects trophys and likes one hanging
off his arm.
How to get rid of him: Tell him to give
up the gym.
The
Womanizer
This guy will treat you like a princess
and is the perfect lover. He dresses well
and is out to impress and impress he will
(every woman he comes in contact with).
He will of course have trouble remembering
your name what with all the women he has
on the go.
Why
You should stay away: His excuses for not
showing up are getting more pathetic. You
will have to compete with his phone for
time as he has so many texts to answer.
How to get rid of him: "I use to be
a man"
The
Workaholic
This man is going places but will he be
taking you with him? He is smartly dressed,
has great taste in decor eats at the finest
resturants but his work will always come
first.
Why
you should stay away: You have to make an
appointment to see him. He will take you
to elegant dinner parties then leave you
with strangers while he talks shop.
How to get rid of him: "I`m taking
a year of to travel do you want to come?"
Your
college lecturer
He is probably older than you, more worldly
and get you a good grade but will always
be his seceret.
Why
you should stay away: If anyone found out
about you they will say you slept your way
to better grades. Plus he would lose his
job and possibly his teaching position.
How to get rid of him: Tell him somebody
is blackmailing you and if you don`t stop
seeing him they are going to report you.
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