Dating
Pickup Lines
"
Excuse me, I'm sorry but I can't help but
notice how much you look like my first wife,
can I ask you your name.
("How many times have you been married?)
Never."
"
If I said you had a good body, would you
hold it against me?"
"Are
you tired? Because you've been running around
my mind all day."
"Did
the sun come out or did you just smile at
me?"
"Do
you believe in love at first sight or do
I have to walk by you again?"
You
- "Did it hurt".
The other person will natuarlly say "Did
what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
"
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have
yours?"
"Guy:
Can i see your hand? (he draws a little
river then a bunny on one side and says
he can't get to the other side because he
will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that?
Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
hand"
"Are
you religious? (They answer yes or no) Because
I could be the answer to your prayers."
"Is
there an airport nearby or is that my heart
taking off?"
"If
I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"I
think I must be dying because I'm looking
at Heaven."
"Do
u sleep on your stomach ...........can i?"
"I
know they say milk does a body good but
damn, how much have u been drinking?"
"If
I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd but
U and I together"
"HEY!!!!
Wanna go half on a baby?"
"That
dress looks great on you! It would look
even better in a pile on my bedroom floor!"
"Just
wondering, what would you like for breakfast
tomorrow morning?"
"If
it's true that we are what we eat, I could
be you by morning!"
"Your
father must have been a thief... he took
the stars from the sky and put them in your
eyes."
"It
must be a day off in heaven for an angel
like you to be amongst us."
"Are
you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"Baby,
somebody better call God, cuz he's missing
an angel!"
"Can
I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
I want to call my mom and tell her I just
met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to
call your mother and thank her."
"I'm
new in town. Could you give me directions
to your apartment?"
"I'm
sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No.
Well then, please start."
"If
you were a tear in my eye I would not cry
for fear of losing you."
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